If you see me on the field, you better be scared. 

Or else I'll have you looking like a pear, I swear. 

If you tackled me down, I'll get back up faster than a cheetah, then I'm gonna beat ya. 

Don’t eat food and dribble away, or else the cramps won’t go away, and you still want to play!
When Walter shot the water ball it went into the Wednesday field, where it was very wet.
When he got hit in the face, he turned apple red, so he went to bed.
After he woke up, he went to the wedding to meet your Uncle Fred.
After I run, my shoes are hotter than the sun.
And the other team is looking at me like I’m ruining all the fun.
When I score a banger, it’s better than a goal from Lionel Messi when he’s full of anger.
Don’t look at me like I cheat because the only thing I do is beat.
If you shoot the ball, I’ll block it so fast that you’ll think I use gas.
When I shoot with my boot, it always goes in like whoosh.
The Drake-themed soccer ball drifted into the dirty field.
Don’t play like a goof before you start saying woof-woof.
Don’t play too rough or else I won’t play like a piece of fluff.
You need legs to do a nutmeg, just like your Uncle Sheg.
The day you play soccer in the sun is the day you have some real fun!
When you dribble and wobble, I know that you’re just as nervous as your second Cousin Jarvis.
When I shoot the soccer ball, it storms into the sports store.
I don’t like boats, but can we all agree that Cristiano Ronaldo is the goat?

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